tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post5962483800701321838..comments2023-10-09T05:14:54.164-07:00Comments on The Pits of Being Peachy: Canaries are Crackheads and Angry Birds is killing things.ThePeachy1http://www.blogger.com/profile/04451072346450834661noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-50962634538030584262011-02-07T22:09:19.782-08:002011-02-07T22:09:19.782-08:00Snookie's book was on best selling list for at...Snookie's book was on best selling list for at least a week, right? Actually, please tell me The Onion made up that story...<br /><br />Put me in the mine with the canaries please! Oh by the way, speaking of miners, I think you're going to love this:<br /><br />http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Are-you-above-ground.jpgThe Absence of Alternativeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-75464656503730186692011-02-06T11:27:49.285-08:002011-02-06T11:27:49.285-08:00Peachster. OK, first, I did a long comment here ye...Peachster. OK, first, I did a long comment here yesterday, but it isn't showing. So, one of the following things is true: 1. You review each comment before posting it and you simply have not reviewed mine yet; 1. Part B., everything about the aforementioned 1., above, is true except the part where I said you haven't reviewed it yet. What makes this 1. Part B. is that you don't want to publish my comment, or you are punishing me here to your bloggie because my bloggie punishes every-fucking-body who tries to post a comment; 2. when I made my attempt to publish my comment here yesterday, I fucked it up; or 3., I didn't actually write a comment here, I simply thought about it. (number 2. is the money line favorite in today's betting pool)<br /><br />Second, I remember only parts of whatever erudite shit I did/didn't say here yesterday. I do know that I said that since Snooki is named after a fish, your entire logic string has renewed strength and vigor. I might have also asked you things about a visit from my gooey mold goo guy to fit you for a booty mask dealie. I've been doing that often, and with purpose.<br /><br />Third, in the rereading I've just completed, I am even more convinced that you are onto something. Wait, I think I also asked you about the crabs in yesterday's comment. I love to eat crabs and I was wondering if they are safe to eat after they commit suicide. Maybe it would depend on how they did it. If they ate arsenic or jumped off a cliff, I would need to pass. But if, just as an example, they hung themselves from little ropes made of seaweed, I (for one) would feel safe steaming them up and cracking some shells. Please provide additional information.<br /><br />Fourth, I love your site. I will read backwards to catch up. I don't mean I'll read like you write in a right-to-left language, rather I'll read most recent posting first.<br /><br />Fifth, what beer do you drink? It should be Carta Blanca beer-- la cerveza es muy fine!Mooner Johnsonhttp://www.moonerjohnson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-86375568115297529692011-02-04T22:36:46.446-08:002011-02-04T22:36:46.446-08:00@Reckmonster- I hope you are carrying our fiction...@Reckmonster- I hope you are carrying our fictional virtual baby this weekend as I plan to drink heavily. Much like my main man "Heath" I have had to dig way too deep into all of this to be able to just pull myself out without a stiff bottle and a half of vodka and cheesecake. If my leaps of illogic ever seem fuzzy, whip out your Cap'n crunch secret decoder ring it's standard CSU issue. I <3 you.ThePeachy1http://www.beingpeachy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-10594170322402538202011-02-04T16:09:50.176-08:002011-02-04T16:09:50.176-08:00I don't even know why I fucking bothered to go...I don't even know why I fucking bothered to go to college or graduate school. I should have been friends with you a LOT earlier in life and learned all of the shit I needed to know like EVER. I could have saved shit tons of money too. And you give us this information for FREE, because you love us. If I have said it once, I'll say it 63, 457 more times - you're a friggin' goddess!! CSU!!! =) [P.S. I'm pretty sure the meds ARE working, because I TOTALLY was able to connect the dots and see how all of that shit was inter-connected.]The Reckmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08846718419590267145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-54765142245057629882011-02-04T10:51:40.871-08:002011-02-04T10:51:40.871-08:00@OilFieldTrash- I bet this dumb bitch can't wr...@OilFieldTrash- I bet this dumb bitch can't write a check let alone a book. <br />@Squalto- yes old people driving slowly in circles, it's called central Florida.ThePeachy1http://www.beingpeachy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-68436174943160969462011-02-04T10:27:37.073-08:002011-02-04T10:27:37.073-08:00I have to admit I know less about Angry Birds than...I have to admit I know less about Angry Birds than I do this Snooki person, and feel somewhat blissful in my obvious ignorance. See how nice it can be to be clueless?<br /><br />Living here in middle Tennessee, I can attest right now to the fact that a nice blackbird/starling/cowbird die-off would be just fine and dandy. I'm a bird photographer by trade, and love the feathered folks more than most people I've met, BUT, you can take all the blackbirds/starlings/cowbirds the landfill can hold, fine by me.<br /><br />That magnetic pole shift is a for-real threat. I can't make it to Publix and back without my Tom-Tom, so if the GPS devices get turned around, addled old farts like me will be mindlessly rolling around in circles trying to find the liquor store and home. Scary thought.squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2558039893927899410.post-8877803257243198692011-02-04T08:01:39.410-08:002011-02-04T08:01:39.410-08:00I can't stand that snooki bitch. How is it she...I can't stand that snooki bitch. How is it she has written not one but two fucking books. I don't get it. What did she write about? How to be a drunken whore?Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.com