( so common sense and life experience leads you to say to yourself, " crap that hurts, I better put a bandaid on it)
I don't know how. So I google bandaid diagrams and instructions. I got this
This is not helpful. Even though it does have 2 of my key words. Kitty and Scratch.
I wasn't scratched by a kitty. You're being but-heads band-aid.
I have tried different search word combos and honestly there are some really freaky folks out there.
Unfortunately with all their shapes, sizes, colors, styles, bandaid has managed to fail to provide me with the particular bandaid I need or even instructions on how to improvise bandaid application.
So for now, this is the best I can do.
yeah that's pretty accurate, but without the tux and a lot less happy face.