Thursday, August 11, 2011

My poor lady.......

I think
that maybe
I just
got a
paper cut

( so common sense and life experience leads you to say to yourself, " crap that hurts, I better put a bandaid on it)


I don't know how.  So I google bandaid diagrams and instructions.  I got this

This is not helpful.  Even though it does have 2 of my key words.   Kitty and Scratch.
I wasn't scratched by a kitty.   You're being but-heads band-aid.


I have tried different search word combos and honestly there are some really freaky folks out there.  
Unfortunately with all their shapes, sizes, colors, styles, bandaid has managed to fail to provide me with the particular bandaid I need or even instructions on how to improvise bandaid application.  

So for now, this is the best I can do.

yeah that's pretty accurate, but without the tux and a lot less happy face.



Lin said...

Haha...ouch indeed!

The Empress said...

Poor wee guy if all it takes is a couple of bandaids to cover up his manly bits...

ThePeachy1 said...

uhm... this post may not have been really clear since I was suffering from a deadly paper cut to my hoohaa, but I am not a wee guy, and I don't have manly bits, this story is actually in regards to my lovely lady junk, a paper cut, and the inability to figure out how to put on bandaid on my VERY female "area"

Rachel said...

Peach. I don't even know where to start here. WTF were you doing? A little fire crotch here and there I can certainly understand. Sometimes shit can get in some really bad places. But how the hell do you get a papercut on your hooha? Ummm. I was filing. Naked. And I dropped the files and slipped on some of the papers and fell on more papers and there you go. Ahhh, well these things sometimes happen.

But then you go an google "putting a band aid on your hooha"??? Double WTF.

You know, you should have gone with the liquid band aid. Then instead of being a papercut on your hooha story, it could have been another fire crotch story which is way easier to comprehend.

ThePeachy1 said...

Rachel I am seriously worried about liquid bandaid would that not create a "seal" of sorts? Like vacuum packed snatch? As far as how it happened, I really don't wont to go into details, but I can vouch for the fact that naked cardboard origami is VERY DANGEROUS.