Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Peachy investments - the 401Keg


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

 It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

8 comments:

Stephi said...

Absolute PURE GENIUS!

The Nice Lady said...

if only it was true...

leslie (crookedstamper) said...

HA! And you get a buzz at the same time! WIN-WIN!

The Reckmonster said...

OMG...once AGAIN...you dazzle with your brilliance and prove why the world needs to elect you "Supreme Leader." I am ALL OVER this financial planning recommendation!!!

dbs said...

Awesome.

Jessica Thompson said...

Haha, wow that's cool!

The Absence of Alternatives said...

This is yes pure genius and awesome!

Anonymous said...

Actually gold would be -- never mind. (burp)