A year in the shitter !

July 2009 my husband bought me a new phone. I was excited, even though it wasn't the coolest, smartest, easiest every to use phone it was new to me and he had researched the best signal receiving cell phone for our hell pit house which is infamous for the ability to block any signal as if were a nun at co ed dance night.

Anyway in December of last year my lap top was inadvertent broken by a friend going through an immense tragedy.  So my laptop isn't a laptop anymore and I have a monitor on my end table hooked too it, since compaq  wont replace a broken screen.  Same trip,  a heinous non human waste of flesh hag medical professional  managed to step on my phone and break it.  So for a year I have had my laptop hooked to a monitor and my cell phone held together by scotch tape.  Yeah I know I am so classy you wish you were me.

However with money as it is and priorities as they are, I have hobbled along in broken technology land doing the best I can with what I have.

Then Thursday night the Droid takes me to radio shack and forks out the dough ray  me to purchase me a new phone for Christmas.   It's an AT&T LG that's all I know.  It' also my very first qwerty keyboard having cell phone, it's also my first tough screen.

It is FREAKING AWESOME.  if you are within tongue licking distance to a cell tower.  IN addition I just had to move my sim card over to supposedly transfer the address book that for 18 months I have been saving to the sim card.

Not so much, in fact not at all.  So I have to try to add each of you as you send in your info.
This means when you TXT me saying OMG, what is up with so and so did you see their wall. I will write back, wtf is this and what are you talking about.  I will continue to embrace my delusion that every one who calls or texts and isn't in my book is Brendan Frasier.   You can be like rehab and send the right info. I know not everyone will, like my sweetheart Brendon,  but that's very sexy  top secret relationship and we are tying to keep it on the down low.


Ok people that's all for today I have to go because I think if I stand on my roof on a metal folding lawn chair  while wearing an aluminum hat and  stainless steal panties I may get lucky and catch a random signal.


xo
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