Monday, July 25, 2011

To be an idiot or Not to be....

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary & his wife was angry. She said, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds & IT BETTER BE THERE!" When she woke up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box in the middle of the driveway. She ran outside to open it & inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

sometimes it's better to contain your inner smart ass, sometimes it's totally worth it.

go kick Mondays ass yall !



Oilfield Trash said...

Well the guy was right. LMAO

Anonymous said...

LMAO! That was a good one!

Vinny C said...

If Bob was really that smart, the reason he's missing is because he knew to never set foot anywhere near her ever again.

LivingDeadNurse said...

lol haha
love it~