Please pleaser someone snopes this and tell me this isn't true. Tell me someone who is defending the safety of me, my family, my rights, my country is NOT THIS BIG OF A FREAKING IDIOT. If it's not in snopes please enter it and then debunk it. I hope this guy has not been given a GI weapon of a higher caliber than a packet of ketchup.
I have to go now, I have a date at the adult porn cinema where I will be wearing a body condom and sticky proof shoes.