Friday, September 2, 2011

Sainthood or a complete idiot.

Please pleaser someone snopes this and tell me this isn't true.  Tell me someone who is defending the safety of me, my family, my rights, my country is NOT THIS BIG OF A FREAKING IDIOT.  If it's not in snopes please enter it and then debunk it.  I hope this guy has not been given a GI weapon of a higher caliber than a packet of ketchup.






I have to go now, I have a date at the adult porn cinema where I will be wearing a body condom and sticky proof shoes. 


xo
PEACH OUT

5 comments:

paulsifer42 said...

I believe her when she says the baby was conceived while she watched a 3D porno, though I would bet the baby looks JUST like the black guy who was banging her during the porno rather than the guy IN the porno. Just a thought...

jadedj said...

I believe her. This in the realm of possibility. I clearly recall from my youth, Smell-a-vision...and Touch-a-vision. So, what we have here is the vanguard of...ImpregnaVision. Hollywood, or more precisely, the San Fernando Valley is a wonderous place, isn't it.

shannonm said...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/

I thought it was real at first....but no such luck.

Vinny C said...

If she thinks she got knocked-up from watching 3D porn then she better get tested for any possible venereal diseases she could have caught the same way.

Stephi said...

Sadly, having lived within very close quarters of a number of Army wives, next to an Army base (go figure, huh?) I can actually see some women actually trying to feed their husbands this line of crap and worse.

Very clever article though on the part of the original writers of the farse!