Monday, November 21, 2011


A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.  So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean old pit  bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks...

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.  When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go.  The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the  back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof shoot dog!"

what?   where is my bacon?  oh you want bacon?  you can't handle the bacon !
This glorious turkey bacon is the perfect meat for Thanksgiving!
I totally stole it from The Domestic Diva

Now that's truth in advertising,  Bears and Bacon?  yeah I am this cool.



Al Penwasser said...

A defibrillator comes with every turkey. But, oh, so worth it.
That joke was unbearably funny.

Oilfield Trash said...

I could handle that bacon. But I can't now as I am on a diet and exercising.

Anonymous said...

I never cared for bacon. *ducks, dodges things being thrown, runs into other room and shouts from behind locked door* That means there's more for you! *things stop being thrown, door opens safely.*