I am going to punch this day in the junk and run. I am not taking any crap from one more freaking Monday. I know how you roll you asshole. I wrote a song already today suck on that.
It's raining it's pouring, my dalmatian is snoring,
Farting from my black lab is always super suck bad
I bumped my head, I'm nearly dead
My kid overslept then he wept when I screamed,
" IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH NETFLIX ALL FREAKING NIGHT YOU COULD HAVE GOT UP THIS MORNING!"
that will be all.
Give me your song to today.