If this goes through there will be no Mondays for anyone in my religion, you will baptized in Vodka, Cheesecake will be used at every service and there's a million awesome things about my
cult religion like we wont demand long skirts touching the ground and multiple marriages like big love, but we wont care either, in fact all the higher ups in the church will probably be found smoking in their PJ's and no service will last longer than 10 minutes you can attend on line or watch at your convenience, actually I wont care, I will probably be watching something on netflix.
Sounds good right? I know.. I am totally going to hell. But look at the fun people going with me.
I have to go stain some old parchment paper with coffee and write up the lost books that will make up my "book" for basing this religion on.