Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I'm selling parts of my husband on ebay

I have never listed anything on ebay.  But then the other day my " taking shit" meter got full.

Instead of breaking shit that I would have to replace in this economy I decided to just start selling parts of him he doesn't really use, because well really it's not like we need them right?

At first I listed it with a starting bid of $200 and a sell now of $1500, that way no ding a ling would actually buy it forcing me to paint some damn processing chip and use the postal service and all that shit.

Then I realized I was missing an opportunity.  DUH.

So I dropped the price, and donated a portion of the proceeds to the disaster in Japan.  So I actually hope this baby freaking moves.

I shit you not it has not been janked by ebay yet.

So since Ebay has not caught on I am selling my husbands none used body parts I am thinking of starting to sell more, you know in the name of charity.  Let's see where this goes.  Also don't forget I wear pj's to the post office and write shit like

" Zombie Apocalypse plan enclosed"

on everything I am forced to mail. I did find out if you write, "this totally does not contain human organs"  your package will not be delivered, apparently the post office is a bit more " stringent than ebay"  uptight mother truckers. 


So go bid freely,  you never know what will extra little bonus of PeachPit glory will be included as memorabilia.   Also you will be literally forcing me to go to the Post Office in my PJ''s since I am holding tight to my 2011 PJ pledge.  




laughingmom said...

Your post title was a little scary - kind of Jeffrey Dahmer like...Put the post itself is great! Will you take other chips from our hubs to sell as well?

Moooooog35 said...

I really thought this was just going to be an advertisement for a fertility clinic.


Scott @ A Dad First said...

You are funny...

Oilfield Trash said...

You are funny Peachy, but you already knew that didn't you?

leslie (crookedstamper) said...

I tried to bid, but there's only like 26 minutes left, and i forgot my login. And I don't need a jerk. Got rid of the one I already had.