Monday, March 21, 2011

Plug me in bitch


Don't you hate it when.

Some one cuts you off in traffic

A teacher calls you old

A kid bullies your kid

Your spouse is a douche

Your friend is an asshole

Your sibling is a piece of shit

Your doctor says they are going to hook wires to your body an run a bunch of electricity through your body to find out if your nerves are working right by shocking the living fuck out of you because they aren't but they don't know how bad it is and even though they can't fucking fix it they have figured out how to measure just how fucked up you are and this will cause you " a measurable amount of discomfort"  but " they can not give you anything to help reduce the discomfort or it will skew the test" .

Oh yeah I fucking hate it when that happens.


Fuck you doctors, and fuck you Monday.

13 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Yep those are all great reasons for saying FUCK YOU!!!!

laughingmom said...

There's a special place in hell for neurologists and their eeg machines...

ThePeachy1 said...

I wish it was an eeg those are a breeze no pain, this is an emg,

squatlo said...

Spinal taps and mylograms are fun, too... "I know it hurts, sir, but you have to remain perfectly still while we watch the dye gravitate toward your brain in a fatal miscalculation..."

Vinny C said...

That sounds like, quite possibly, the suckiest Monday ever. Hope the results are good.

laughingmom said...

I meant emg- my fingers just got away from me...hope that you can get some relief!

The Tame One said...

WHOMP! And what is up with the nerves?? That blows... the whole list!

ThePittsofBeingPeachy said...

I should clarify that the Bride of Frankestein test is NOT today. I am just finding out that they are doing it today. It will be soon, along with 7 that would be FUCKING SEVEN other test in the next 3 weeks. The point is they have told me I have 4 things none of which they can successfully treat/cure so what is the fucking point of the test? Just hook me up with some of that medicinal mary jane and a costco sized pack of cool ranch doritos and twizzlers and lets call this all cool mmmmkay?

SarcasmInAction said...

Ugh. The EMG thing sucks.
I love my neuro though. When he did my first lumbar puncture he told dirty jokes at the same time. Made it more fun. As fun as a needle in your spine can be, that is.

Best of luck!

Al Penwasser said...

Throw in a prostate exam and I'm with ya 100%!

That Janie Girl said...

I think you have all the right in the world to say FU.

Daaaaaang.

(Oh, and your verification word was "shizants!"

Anonymous said...

I would lay of the doritos and twizzlers or your peripheral neuropathy will get worse.

ThePeachy1 said...

I have a 5 year coin from Doritos rehab... but I cant kick the mt dew habit. Doritos are a gateway drug...