Don't you hate it when.
Some one cuts you off in traffic
A teacher calls you old
A kid bullies your kid
Your spouse is a douche
Your friend is an asshole
Your sibling is a piece of shit
Your doctor says they are going to hook wires to your body an run a bunch of electricity through your body to find out if your nerves are working right by shocking the living fuck out of you because they aren't but they don't know how bad it is and even though they can't fucking fix it they have figured out how to measure just how fucked up you are and this will cause you " a measurable amount of discomfort" but " they can not give you anything to help reduce the discomfort or it will skew the test" .
Oh yeah I fucking hate it when that happens.
Fuck you doctors, and fuck you Monday.