You know those people of Wal Mart? They get hot, then they go to our beaches, and it's not right, it's just not right. Here are some pictures. I warn you, it's not for the faint of heart.
A mullet and a Banana Hammock? wow, just kill me.
Not at all shocked she has a fanny pack but the wal-mart bag tied to her arm is a bonus huh? Maybe she is meeting Mullet dude.
No need for sunscreen when you wear a sweater to the beach, oh wait, sorry.
Who wants to bet me this dude is fairly wealthy.
That tree was alive 30 minutes ago, it literally killed itself.
some clothes should come with a weight limit instead of a size, and if you bring fried food to the beach and a table, I am just going to notice your pretty butterfly tattoo.
seriously.... there are so many things wrong with so many things in this picture I have lost the ability to think.
So now we all know what the sock fairy looks like. You know every time you put a pair of socks in the washing machine only 1 comes out? The sock fairy steals one of your socks? Obviously this is him. Really twat waffle it looks like you dipped your wanker in spf 100 .. that is nasty. Why has no one told you.
This is probably why the sea life is dying, we can't blame everything on the oil an hurricanes y'all.