I am 7 ways from Sunday every level of jacked up.
I just got all the damn sticky marks from that hospital tape scraped off me and I look like a bruised up grape still.
Yesterday for no reason other than I fucking BLINKED WRONG. My damn right eye busted all the blood vessels.
I look like I just stepped into fight scene with Demi Moore in GI Jane ( suck her dick) finished whipping her ass and then went straight over to Mr and Mrs Smith and beat the shit out of old Angelina ( which I would do for $1.00) .
I blame someone.. I am not sure who yet.
I am getting back in my hamster ball and sitting here waiting for my glittery eye patch and packing peanuts safety chair to arrive.
xo
PEACH OUT
5 comments:
Don't be bruising up our peachy one! What the hell? Take care of yourself.
That really stinks. It seems hospitalization is never without its complications. Perhaps this eye patch is still available: http://bit.ly/ix6K6Q
Feel better soon, and don't turn in that wheel too much.
OMG I want that freaking EYE PATCH that is so hot !
See thank you I already feel shit tons better and junk.
Sounds like a nightmare but at least you will look stylish with your cool glittery eye patch. Feel better soon!
Maybe you could get the eye patch to co-ordinate with a sparkly, peep style stripper bra, with tassles maybe.
THAT would be cool.
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