I am Sam,
I hate your fucking Green Eggs and Spam,
Give me biscuits and Strawberry Jam,
a Honey Glazed Ham,
an Oil Slicked Man
One or Two?
I'll have 3
I love excess, excessively,
OH SHIT NOT THAT!
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
crap I don't know my brain must be shrinking
that or sinking,
I think it's a side effect of genetic linking,
that and probably too much drinking.
What? Go away! You want another?
If you're looking for spankings please talk to my mother.
SAM I AM AKA DR ABUSE
this post brought to you from the scary yet brilliant mind of Sam I am. AKA my 21 year old daughter in College with a major in psychology. If you want to read my more about my daughter Sam I am she's spattered all over my other blog. www.BeingPeachy.com including her infamous FLAME about dirty ATM's and Safe words.