|I said you do realize that could turn an Arby's guy into a Stalker !|
|and KA-POW! My brain invented something and I shared it.|
|Apparently my genius doesn't translate to twitter restrictions well enough.|
So I told them I would draw them a picture of MY GENIUS INVENTION !
and here it is.
We all have these.
|So even when we speed away, we can be all Stalked and stuff right?|
So I was thinking, we need a way to be anonymous, especially when speeding away from the scene of an incident.
Originally I had this 3 sided prism in my head, and then I thought well duh go for 4 and then you could use it anytime you needed to. It could do more than just hide your identity when speeding away.
|Each side could have a different tag, and you would spin it on a remote inside !|
How helpful would that be right? Here are some examples
being Tailgated? flip to "BACKOFF".
passed a really hot guy/girl? flip to " U R HOT"
texting drivers? flip to " GET OFF THE PHONE"
followed by a cop? flip to " Taking kids to Church"
The possibilities are really endless here people, and totally customizable to your specific needs.
Then I realized that much like Truth in advertising there should be these specific tags offered on cars in the following states.
Just a few that popped into my head during the conception, gestation and birth of this post. I could do more, so each state could have 1 or 2, but I don't really want to put all my cards on the table before I start getting these government contracts.
I have to go now. I need to sit by my phone and wait for the call.