Wednesday, February 2, 2011

ah dry hump day...

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
BADABING BADABOOM AND ZOOM !
Now for some visual funnies my friend Gail emailed me.
( So I have no clue where they came from, but they aren't mine)
come back with a warrant door mat
doormat, funny, knock will be answered, warrant,  beingpeachy, epic asshattedness, robin williams man junk
doormat, funny,  warrant,  beingpeachy, epic asshattedness, robin williams man junk

5 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

I loved that joke. I guess I need me some pancakes. Ah fuck it I will take a whole stack.

SarcasmInAction said...

I'd never heard that one before!
And I love the door mats.
Our simply states, "Go Away."
Nuff said.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Im still trying to find the doormat that automatically electrocutes Jehovahs Witnesses and solicitors in general. Not to death mind you... just a good jolting shock that makes them never want to come back!

Krissy said...

I just want a mat that says, "If I didn't invite you, don't expect me to pretend to be happy to see you."

http://talkativetaurus.blogspot.com/

pattypunker said...

off to costco for some bisquick. be back soon.