Happy Monday to you fine lovers of the Peach, my name is Oilfield Trash from Make Daddy A Sammich. As you know our good friend Peachy is out on sick leave this week at the farmers market getting her peach rebuilt with a new pit and some new peach fuzz.
So with her out, I thought I would tell you a little bit about peaches.
Peaches are at the top of the fruit world. Yes peaches are even above strawberries on the fruit world chart of greatness.
Nothing comes close to the peach in terms of flavor and in terms of what you can make with them.
Peach pie, peach cobbler, peach flavored oatmeal, peach tea, peach milkshakes, peach yogurt, canned peaches, fresh peaches, and tons of other stuff can be made into something peachy.
Peaches are all over pop culture as well.
The Allman Brothers Band named one of their albums “Eat A Peach”.
Ever heard of the “Peach Bowl”?
Even sexual innuendos can be made from peaches. Ever heard that Steve Miller Band song “The Joker” where they sing “really love your peaches; wanna to shake your tree.” If you have never heard that song, than you are living under a rock.
How in the hell did peaches become sexual you ask? Well I will tell you. They are fuzzy like a vagina. They are juicy like a vagina. Enough said. If they ever start making vagina that tastes like peaches, I am in deep trouble.
I guess what I am saying is that peaches rock the world. You never hear a song about strawberries or a football bowl game named after a grape. There is a reason for that.
So while Peachy is out at the farmers market I urge each and every one of you to go out and consume some delicious peachy goodness in any form that you can.