Monday, February 21, 2011

Peaches Rule

Happy Monday to you fine lovers of the Peach, my name is Oilfield Trash from Make Daddy A Sammich. As you know our good friend Peachy is out on sick leave this week at the farmers market getting her peach rebuilt with a new pit and some new peach fuzz.

So with her out, I thought I would tell you a little bit about peaches.

Peaches are at the top of the fruit world. Yes peaches are even above strawberries on the fruit world chart of greatness.

Nothing comes close to the peach in terms of flavor and in terms of what you can make with them.

Peach pie, peach cobbler, peach flavored oatmeal, peach tea, peach milkshakes, peach yogurt, canned peaches, fresh peaches, and tons of other stuff can be made into something peachy.

Peaches are all over pop culture as well.

The Allman Brothers Band named one of their albums “Eat A Peach”.

Ever heard of the “Peach Bowl”?

Even sexual innuendos can be made from peaches. Ever heard that Steve Miller Band song “The Joker” where they sing “really love your peaches; wanna to shake your tree.” If you have never heard that song, than you are living under a rock.

How in the hell did peaches become sexual you ask? Well I will tell you. They are fuzzy like a vagina. They are juicy like a vagina. Enough said. If they ever start making vagina that tastes like peaches, I am in deep trouble.

I guess what I am saying is that peaches rock the world. You never hear a song about strawberries or a football bowl game named after a grape. There is a reason for that.

So while Peachy is out at the farmers market I urge each and every one of you to go out and consume some delicious peachy goodness in any form that you can.


squatlo said...

Get it together, Peach... we miss you!

Al Penwasser said...

Great guest post, OT!
Even though I find myself strangely aroused.
OK, going to the Farmers Market now.

Miley said...

Uhmmm... OT, are you trying to have "get well sex" with Peachy?
Nice facts ;p

Oilfield Trash said...

Thank you.

@ Miley, no I am not trying to have "get well sex" with Peachy.

I am just merely saying that I love me some peaches.

The Reckmonster said...

Yes, OT...Peaches and Cream flavored oatmeal is the BEST. Peach cobbler ROCKS. And well, you are correct sir, "peaches" are prominently featured in some sexual innuendo-laden songs - even in R&B, "peaches and cream" is a song by 112 (from the '90s)...and it's pretty BLATANT.

Dang. Now I want some peaches! Or some way to make my va-jay-jay taste like peaches! bahahaha

Oilfield Trash said...

@ Reck, I love me some peaches and cream oatmeal. And I will check out that song.

And like I said if they ever make vajayjay taste like peaches I will be in deep trouble.

SarcasmInAction said...

Reading that made me salivate a little.....

leslie (crookedstamper) said...

HA! Great guest post!

You left out Brandied Peaches. My parents used to make some KILLER Brandied peaches. Served 'em over vanilla ice cream. I'm sure, since they were soaked in BRANDY (the peaches, not my parents) it was illegal for us kids to consume them. Shhh, don't tell.

Heal well, Peachy. Maybe have some liquored peaches to help you mend. Hey, could it really hurt?