Friday, March 4, 2011

Mardi Gras- throw me what?

In honor of me being all kinds of partying appointments at Mardi Gras,   at work until  Wednesday
I throw you this old guest post by my awesome non blogging daughter.

Because she took this pic ( sans hat)  on Bourbon Street in Nawlins.



Meet my Daughter Sam who totally wrote todays post since she is  FREAKING AWESOME !


Sam I am,
I am Sam,
I hate your fucking Green Eggs and Spam,
Give me biscuits and Strawberry Jam,
a Honey Glazed Ham,
an Oil Slicked Man

One or Two?
I'll have 3
I love excess, excessively,
and revelry 
and sodomy,


OH SHIT NOT THAT!
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
crap I don't know my brain must be shrinking
that or sinking,
I think it's a side effect of genetic linking,
that and probably too much drinking.




What? Go away! You want another?
If you're looking for spankings please talk to my mother.




XO
SAM I AM AKA DR ABUSE



this post brought to you from the scary yet brilliant mind of Sam I am.  AKA my 21 year old daughter in College with a major in psychology.   FLAME about dirty ATM's and Safe words. 

8 comments:

Tawnya said...

Way to go Sam!!!! I am a psychology major too..

The Absence of Alternatives said...

Have fun!!!!! Get your drink on!!!! Remember to come home and don't forget where you take off your shoes (so you can go back and retrieve them the next day)!!!!

squatlo said...

Peach, I think we've spawned clones... my daughter could have written this and I never would have known the difference. Except Amber's would have contained more profanity, and references to mythical goddesses, and maybe something about cat hair in her coffee...

Oilfield Trash said...

You give spankings? hmm....

pattypunker said...

i love when your daughter guests! what a hoot!

Chunky Mama said...

Hahaha
Another Peachy kid full of awesomeness!

The Barreness said...

My God, it was like a dirty Doctor Seuss!

LOVED IT.

- B x

vickilikesfrogs said...

Your daughter is friggin awesome. A little scary, but that's part of the awesomeness!

And you have an award over at Glitter Frog. Although, after reading this, I'm thinking of giving one to your daughter!