| In honor of me being all kinds of I throw you this old guest post by my awesome non blogging daughter. Because she took this pic ( sans hat) on Bourbon Street in Nawlins.  |
| Meet my Daughter Sam who totally wrote todays post since she is FREAKING AWESOME ! |
Sam I am,
I am Sam,
I hate your fucking Green Eggs and Spam,
Give me biscuits and Strawberry Jam,
a Honey Glazed Ham,
an Oil Slicked Man
One or Two?
I'll have 3
I love excess, excessively,
and revelry
and sodomy,
OH SHIT NOT THAT!
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
crap I don't know my brain must be shrinking
that or sinking,
I think it's a side effect of genetic linking,
that and probably too much drinking.
What? Go away! You want another?
If you're looking for spankings please talk to my mother.
XO
SAM I AM AKA DR ABUSE
this post brought to you from the scary yet brilliant mind of Sam I am. AKA my 21 year old daughter in College with a major in psychology. FLAME about dirty ATM's and Safe words.
8 comments:
Way to go Sam!!!! I am a psychology major too..
Have fun!!!!! Get your drink on!!!! Remember to come home and don't forget where you take off your shoes (so you can go back and retrieve them the next day)!!!!
Peach, I think we've spawned clones... my daughter could have written this and I never would have known the difference. Except Amber's would have contained more profanity, and references to mythical goddesses, and maybe something about cat hair in her coffee...
You give spankings? hmm....
i love when your daughter guests! what a hoot!
Hahaha
Another Peachy kid full of awesomeness!
My God, it was like a dirty Doctor Seuss!
LOVED IT.
- B x
Your daughter is friggin awesome. A little scary, but that's part of the awesomeness!
And you have an award over at Glitter Frog. Although, after reading this, I'm thinking of giving one to your daughter!
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