It confused me at first because I totally didn't get it but then when I found out which TV star I was like OH !
Then I fell down laughing my ass off because he was convinced it was Harrison Ford or the pre-abusive Mel Gibson. This is who everyone from another country that met us said my husband the first 5 years we were married looked exactly like-
|slipper on, slipper off, OH big Movie Star !|
Then we moved to Florida and he finally let me give him a makeover and then everyone said OMG you look just like
|It probably didn't help we had a menacing kid named D with blonde hair.|
Then he just kind of become the Droid. Because he burned out his emotion chip and has the social interaction skills of a piece of driftwood combined with the fashion sense of a 3 year old and the dance skills of a rubber band. Our last name is synonymous with science fiction and he is an ubber geek. Meaning, he is functional, intelligent, reliable, but basically void of any human emotions or interaction. So he is "The Droid" and has been for quite a few years.
and lets face it, that shit right there, makes me pretty fucking hot. But I would still be married to a supper Ubber Dick Decepticon Transformer Former Droid Dennis The Menace Dad Mr Rogers Dude.
Then I remembered, by being the chick above I would also be the chick below.
and face it yall. There really isn't much shit hotter in the Universe then an Amazon Princess with an invisible Airplane and Lasso of Truth that has kick ass golden bracelets. So I can totally control my situation and probably help the earth too. While I am so fucking hot everyone around me needs to wear asbestos panties because I am so SO FUCKING HOT. Did I mention I'm fucking hot?