Wednesday, May 4, 2011

A rose by any other name....





A woman walks into an  accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.  

The accountant says,  "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name,  address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's your  occupation?"  

"I'm a prostitute,"  she says.  

The accountant is  somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."  

The woman says, "OK,  I'm a high-end call girl".  

"No, that still won't  work. Try again."  

They both think for a  minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks,  "What does chicken farming have to do with being a  prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a  thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is"


So here's the moral of the story folks.   It's all about presentation and marketing...


XO


PEACH OUT

7 comments:

Opto-Mom said...

We were on the way to a spelling bee when I was a kid. Me, my mom and dad, and a very sweet little old teacher. We passed some hookers, and I asked my teacher if she knew what those women were called.

She seemed taken aback and said that yes, she knew what they were called. Did I?

"Of course," I replied. "My dad says they're social workers."

Chunky Mama said...

HAHAHAHA @Peach

and hahahahahah @Optp-mom too!! :)

Car Title Loans said...

That. Is. Awesome. It's bar far the best joke I've heard in a long time. I think this would be a great way to present to a potential client in marketing. Who cares if it's a little sexually offensive?
Ava

Lin said...

lmao...that hilarious!

Oilfield Trash said...

LMAO that is so true.

Rob said...

Very funny :D

Greg said...

Now that explains the extraordinary number of chicken farmers? I wonder if that qualifies her for some sort of government subsidy?