A rose by any other name....
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is"
So here's the moral of the story folks. It's all about presentation and marketing...
XO
PEACH OUT
7 comments:
We were on the way to a spelling bee when I was a kid. Me, my mom and dad, and a very sweet little old teacher. We passed some hookers, and I asked my teacher if she knew what those women were called.
She seemed taken aback and said that yes, she knew what they were called. Did I?
"Of course," I replied. "My dad says they're social workers."
HAHAHAHA @Peach
and hahahahahah @Optp-mom too!! :)
That. Is. Awesome. It's bar far the best joke I've heard in a long time. I think this would be a great way to present to a potential client in marketing. Who cares if it's a little sexually offensive?
Ava
lmao...that hilarious!
LMAO that is so true.
Very funny :D
Now that explains the extraordinary number of chicken farmers? I wonder if that qualifies her for some sort of government subsidy?
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