Thursday, October 28, 2010

A Peachy PSA

Peachy Public Service Announcements 

Every once in a while I use my imaginary fame and rarely visited high traffic blogs  to send out very important Public Service Announcements.  This one is very near and dear to my heart.  It was sent to me in an email by a dear friend and is probably one of the most important emails I have every received.  Please  if you are not lady, you probably know a lady, so you should read this and take it to heart also.

Important Women's Health Issue:
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

I have to go take care of my health now.  



Oilfield Trash said...

If they are made with Patron they are even better.

Miss Nikki said...

Dear Dr,

I presented my Margarita prescription to my local dispenser but was turned down. Can you please send me a list of dispensers that will cover my prescription? I am covered by Medicalky Inc.

Yours truly,
Miss Ni*hic*kki

ThePeachy1 said...

I found that fuzzy navels ( are peachy) work and also screw drivers. In acute cases you may need to just go straight to the shot. Health insurance and pharmacies in most places are still not on board with this new research so you may have to pay out of pocket. but if you go to a VFW you are likely to have an Elderly Vet cover your prescription at the bar. They care that much.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Margies, dirty martinis and boxed wine.. always good for what ails ya!

Marvi Marti said...

I do believe I will have a margarita!