Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Sometimes I Want To Throat Punch Bitches

Hey there! For those of you that don't know me I'm Holly aka Midwesternmamah. I do a little blog thing called Are You Serious? . I will be here today and tomorrow pinch hitting for the Peachy1 who is presently being held totally at her own will by Brendan Fraser as his personal sex slave. Some bitches have all the luck, right?
I apologize for to those of you who may have already seen this on my Facebook page, but if you happen to not be one of my FB buds.. this shit will be new to you. Ready?  Here goes?

I have a little secret, I love the whole celebrity gossip thing. Cant get enough of it. I especially love it when it involves them falling from grace or just being shit house drunk and falling on their face... Lindsey, I'm talking to you.

That being said there are some that I just can not stand. Some that I hate with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. Which is what brings us to the heart of my rambling.

Last night I was on "the Twitter" ( thank you Betty White) and one of the folks I follow Re Tweeted something that just made me just lose my shit.. really it doesnt take much, but I digress. This is it -
< the re-tweet

< my explanation of my going off

< what I actually tweeted to KK.

Kim Kardashian bemoaning the fact that she was being watched?? Bitch please... every single thing you do is geared toward publicity.. including your sex tape that "accidentally" got released. Girl, you got famous for getting pissed on. You're a nasty, attention whore who would pop a cap in her own mother's ass if there was publicity to be gained from it.

Want people to go away and leave you alone?? STOP seeking the attention. Otherwise, just STFU and own it.


Miley (woman:confused) said...

Just when I didn't think I could love you any more...
I'm so glad you tweeted to that skank!

I thought Peachy was being held by a UPS guy who was naked? Hmmm... Maybe brendan fraser works for UPS now? I haven't really seen him act lately.

Tawnya said...

I totally LOVE you!! I thank you for posting this!! I hate that shit!

pattypunker said...

yeah KK and save the drama for mama.

CityMom2 said...

Isn't she the fool who dumped Miles Austin because he wasn't famous enough for her? Hello? He's hot! She must be blinded by mirror glare.

R.W. Wells said...

I would like to throat punch the whole lot of them. Celebrities only because they are ingrates. I'm at the coffee shop/book store and next to me the new People magazine sits, bachelor Brad saying, "This time I'll find a wife."

Now that's a bitch I'd love to throat punch!