OH yeah that's totally sexy..

Once upon a time women were women. They looked like women.
An old glass coke bottle comes to mind.
The Commodores even said 36-24-36 made a brick house.
Sir Mix-a-lot  wrote and entire song about the glorious joy of a nice plump hind end on a female.

I understand being healthy and athletic. It's good for you, you live a longer fuller more active life.  But this?

this is from MSN Lifestyle

4 Outfits That Make Your Thighs Thinner

The right outfit can make upper-leg weight disappear into thin air.

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-look/everyday-style/staticslideshowcosmo.aspx?cp-documentid=25399773&GT1=32002

Is it me or does this bitch look like a freaking bobble head? 

At any minute her head can just flop off  how is that possibly healthy.

I just want to plant her on my dash board in a hula skirt and laugh at how her head bounces around like a pumpkin being held up with a toothpick.  

Shit y'all.  If you are already a bobble head, do you need to worry about what clothes make you look fat?  

The only fat looking thing in the picture is HER HEAD !  Put a damn hat on that melon and move on.  

Move on to a Crackle Barrel, Denny's or IHOP  and EAT !

for crying out loud.
PEACH OUT
*PS* - no bobbleheads were harmed during the making of this post but I can't verify if those bobble head girls in the picture above have not had bobble head ordeals.


PPS-  Don't forget you guys I'm in a contest over at babble.com  my votes ( or lack there of) are make my ranking sink fast the Titanic. Or my boobs, same thing.  so if you don't mind and have  minute  Why don't just head on over there by simply clicking here.