During a twitter conversation last night with
Crooked Stamper I said something about Zombie Caterpillar and Crack Whores will paint your house for like $3 and then she was like I like that word. I of course was distracted? What word? She came back with nope, "Flacid" and I was like oh yeah I said that huh? I found the tweet.
I mentioned how that word means something else to me, for some reason even though I know the meaning, that word makes me think of geography. She said I should study that and then I did what I always do and let my crocodile mouth over ride my tweety bird ass. I told
Crooked Stamper I would write a scientific post today about "Flacid" and dedicate it to her. ( she requested pie charts and stuff did I mention it was late at night and I was doped up on nyquil when I agreed to this?)
Anyway here's what I came up with that best describes the mental image when I see or say the word "FLACID".
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| Very little tweaking of the official site, bring you into my mental realm. |
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| I would have my carrot legs crossed too baby girl. |
Since there wont be any sex going on in Lake Flacid they have come up with tons of things to do.
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| You can catch the Flacid Bowl, it's kind of lame but there's beer. |
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| Tons of places to eat Flacid Food |
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| You can rent inner tubes and float across Lake Flacid |
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But if you want to float you will have to keep your mouth on the valve, repeated blowing will help .
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All of your hard work of blowing in that Lake Flacid tube valve will pay off and you will arrive across the Lake at the lovely-
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| White Face Resort |
That's a shortened version of what I mentally go through every time I see or hear the word Flaccid. ( finally spelled properly). But wait she wanted a pie chart, crap.
That's it, I have to go and soak my brain in a tub of bleach now, erase my computer history, change my name and enter the Flacid Witness protection program.
xo
PEACH OUT
