falling down

There is no explanation of what has happened over the last few days to make me into this

I am a humor blogger, your laugh booty call.  So instead of doing nothing more than airing a shit ton of personal insanity dirty laundry.  I opt to skip out. To fall down.  Honestly I wish I had the balls of the guy in falling down.  Far too many people need a wake up call.  But also instead of being like him I am actually like  this

But with less money, cameras, make up and fake nails,and I hope a hella lot less crazy.

I know you come here for the funny, which means I am not holding up my end of the bargain. I do apologize but if I tried to spit out some bullshit funny post today it would turn out like Brittaney shaving her fucking head and you would just be seriously confused.  So I opted to step out from behind my curtain of protection and be honest.  Right now my fucked up meter is reading full, and my sanity and humor meter is running on empty.
If you don't come back I get it.  I don't need or want your sympathy I dropped the ball. My job was to provide you with a laugh or a hell yeah, but I am fresh out.
Well except for this which sort of fits the mood perfectly.





This is probably the best EVER therapy session on the planet.  At least in my opinion, which is why I don't have one.



xo


PEACH OUT

Friday - I got nothing

uhm, yeah, I am mentally and physically exhausted from all the surgeries of my dad, surgery yesterday with my mom and blah blah life blah life, blah suck life, blah.  They are both fine so don't send concerns, plus the one that isn't a whiner handles remarkable things like a champ and the other is well yeah whatever.


so here. I got nothing, really, not a freaking thing.  No blog post, no thoughts that are cohesive so you get nothing it's like a big sucking black hole in space

and although I am way behind and super short on time I just spent 15 minutes making you that graphic because just a sucking black hole would not do.  Since my name is really Kirk you had to have my ship and of course the obligatory random floating screaming Kirk head.

I love you that much, you are welcome.

I have to go put my phone in the garbage disposal and lose my keys.

Have a great weekend.

xo
PEACH OUT