| In honor of me being all kinds of I throw you this old guest post by my awesome non blogging daughter. Because she took this pic ( sans hat) on Bourbon Street in Nawlins.  |
| Meet my Daughter Sam who totally wrote todays post since she is FREAKING AWESOME ! |
Sam I am,
I am Sam,
I hate your fucking Green Eggs and Spam,
Give me biscuits and Strawberry Jam,
a Honey Glazed Ham,
an Oil Slicked Man
One or Two?
I'll have 3
I love excess, excessively,
and revelry
and sodomy,
OH SHIT NOT THAT!
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
crap I don't know my brain must be shrinking
that or sinking,
I think it's a side effect of genetic linking,
that and probably too much drinking.
What? Go away! You want another?
If you're looking for spankings please talk to my mother.
XO
SAM I AM AKA DR ABUSE
this post brought to you from the scary yet brilliant mind of Sam I am. AKA my 21 year old daughter in College with a major in psychology. FLAME about dirty ATM's and Safe words.
