I went from Orange juice.
to a Screw Driver
to Straight Vodka.
then I shut the door to the fridge.
Damn I hate mornings.
xo
PEACH OUT
Keep your arms & legs inside the vehicle at all times. The safety bar will lift when the ride comes to a complete stop.
5 comments:
Lightweight.
keep the vodka in the freezer and skip the fridge!
Hmmm I am sorry some of my facebook jackasses drove you to drinking so early.
And I agree with laughingmom, put the vodka in the freezer.
Oh OFT I sobered up shortly after this post and was able to go on being a nutjob teddy ruxbin, uneducated know nothing, baby starving, cold hearted, levee blowing up, BP and GE pass giving idiot. Thank goodness. I would hate to drop the ball, I mean who else is their to support the massive Rich Thieves LOL. I am sure he is a great guy, and I mean that in the most sincere way that you can say that about someone with a sever form of dolphin syndrome. If you aren't familiar with dolphin syndrome it's where someone has their head so far up their ass they have a blow hole in the back of their neck so they can breathe. Honestly he probably is a great guy, and I just don't know why he thinks druggies are great parents? we differ fundamentally, by that I mean I think criminals shouldn't get paid to be criminals and he thinks it's fine for them to do what they want or babies will die in the streets. :-) ( sorry I am a smart ass bitch.) My vodka is in the freezer. Which is what happened, I opened it to get ice for the OJ and it went downhill! FAST.
Okay... ma'am, I have no idea who you're pissed off at, but I'm sooo glad it isn't me!
Vodka AND Crown Royal are freezer staples here, just in case the cable goes out or someone throws one more morning paper into the rain-filled ditch.
Just so's you knows, I linked to your site in yesterday's blog post of mine about kids packing heat to school and Texas legislators who are pissed because they can't get a bill out of committee to allow drunken frat boys at the A&M kegger to carry Glocks... I paraphrased your "crawl inside a vodka bottle and rock back and forth" line.
Mea Culpa.
Love your blog, hope you never stop bitchin' 'bout the things we all doth protest too much...
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