Thursday, March 3, 2011

Get your God off my DNA

I had this super long bitchin post about a bunch of shit that would probably piss only me off.

Then I woke up for no good reason super early and saw it failed to automatic post  like it always freaking does for this stupid blogspot crap which is why I love having my own domain but I ended up wanting both so I could make an attempt to split up my multiple personalities so my head would quite down. ( if I sound like Charlie Sheen there, it's because he got some of his God DNA on my Cheesecake DNA)  {disclaimer- that was my 1 mandatory mention of him today. unless I see something spectacular}  So I trashed it like a bitching rock stair from Mars and now I have this.

The question is what aren't we going to do today..

Wait, I got Mardi Gras starting this weekend never mind.

If my cat disappears can someone give me a solid alibi?

Than you for funny cards from Spain.

I really would like a Pauls Pastry King Cake for Breakfast today.

Because she is such a total bitch

Come here little doggey look what Uncle Ed's got for you you little fucker.

Or 10 boxes of girl scout cookies.

Hair everywhere. Plus she is like a teenager, aloof and shit without paying rent.

Something d-ooooooooooo economics?

Did you know  in the States it was started in Alabama?  It involved cow bells.

How long do they live?

Central Park in Fall

But not the Coconut kind.  ( ick)




Moooooog35 said...

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'What the fuck?'

The Reckmonster said...

Yeah, Gurlll, I know EXACTLY what you mean. (see? I told you the meds were working!)

laughingmom said...

Got the Ferris Bueller and Mardi Gras Munchies, but do you really hate your cat? - you might need some professional help with that one (ha!).

Oilfield Trash said...

If it means anything to you, I have been eating King Cake every morning for breakfast thanks to Miley.

Vinny C said...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

ThePeachy1 said...

well now I know who received their super secret Capn Crunch decoder rings. We meet at the green barn when the owl flies.

Rachel said...

You should no Dante's filed for a restraining order. AGAIN. Good thing Mardi Gras starts this weekend because you're no longer allowed in your house.

Al Penwasser said...

Wait! Mardi Gras starts this weekend???? I'm going to the airport.
After I stop at WalMart for some beads............

Anonymous said...

Dude, seriously? The coconut ones are the best kind!

Chunky Mama said...

My favorite are Tag a longs.
Because my kids are half Filipino.
And in the Philippines they speak Tagalog.