Monday, November 14, 2011

Jacked up Monday

I am going to punch this day in the junk and run.  I am not taking any crap from one more freaking Monday.    I know how you roll you asshole.  I wrote a song already today suck on that.


It's raining it's pouring, my dalmatian is snoring,
Farting from my black lab is always super suck bad
I bumped my head, I'm nearly dead
My kid overslept then he wept when I screamed,
" IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH NETFLIX ALL FREAKING NIGHT YOU COULD HAVE GOT UP THIS MORNING!"


that will be all.


Give me your song to today.

xo
PEACH OUT

1 comment:

The Reckmonster said...

I don't know if your song can be topped, Peach! But I'm totally with you - kick Monday in the junk - and quite frankly, let's take it a step farther - why don't we just make Monday our eunuch?!