Common Science Day

Yes you can indeed get an education via fun via blogs. Not all blogs unless you want a recipe or a handmade human hair doll or stickers or something,  so other than groups with a purpose you only have humor bloggers to help "educate" you.  Sorry, I guess humor bloggers are like public school of education, free and you have to pay attention and pray you get the teacher/blogger on xanax so she won't overload your brain at ramped crack speed.

Here's all the science you need to know today. I will never try to make you over think.

a- an object in motion tends to stay in motion-  this means if you throw your cell phone out the car window it will indeed keep going.
b- fire is hot best not to play with fire sober or drunk
c- a man who hits on you via email should do things  like type in English or get humiliated
d- back up your stuff on a zip drive, label the zip drive so the funny naked sexy drunk zip drive doesn't pop up during a business meeting.
e-Justin Beiber is really Justank Beaver and in turn Donny Osmands kid and I proved it here
F-and  Everything that goes down does come up ---  See a picture of mom in her early 20's ,  see picture of mom in her 40's real simple people
G Never spit into a fan- ALSO RELATED -  do not barf into the wind.
H- if someones hand is in a appliance don't turn it on.
I- if Judge Judy and Gordon Ramsey had a child they would need an old priest a young priest and a bath tub of  Holy Olive Oil to get that bugger an exorcism.
J- If you're in a situation when more speed is needed getting to your bathroom because it's urgent- You will be will be blocked by a pet, followed by a child, step on a lego and the one moist part on the floor will knock the wind our your sails just as you slam your spine on it.

So that's all the common sense science for today...


Have a great smart and newly scientific kind of day.


xo
PEACH OUT

Sometimes I Want To Throat Punch Bitches

Hey there! For those of you that don't know me I'm Holly aka Midwesternmamah. I do a little blog thing called Are You Serious? . I will be here today and tomorrow pinch hitting for the Peachy1 who is presently being held totally at her own will by Brendan Fraser as his personal sex slave. Some bitches have all the luck, right?
I apologize for to those of you who may have already seen this on my Facebook page, but if you happen to not be one of my FB buds.. this shit will be new to you. Ready?  Here goes?

I have a little secret, I love the whole celebrity gossip thing. Cant get enough of it. I especially love it when it involves them falling from grace or just being shit house drunk and falling on their face... Lindsey, I'm talking to you.

That being said there are some that I just can not stand. Some that I hate with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. Which is what brings us to the heart of my rambling.

Last night I was on "the Twitter" ( thank you Betty White) and one of the folks I follow Re Tweeted something that just made me just lose my shit.. really it doesnt take much, but I digress. This is it -

< the re-tweet



< my explanation of my going off

< what I actually tweeted to KK.

Kim Kardashian bemoaning the fact that she was being watched?? Bitch please... every single thing you do is geared toward publicity.. including your sex tape that "accidentally" got released. Girl, you got famous for getting pissed on. You're a nasty, attention whore who would pop a cap in her own mother's ass if there was publicity to be gained from it.

Want people to go away and leave you alone?? STOP seeking the attention. Otherwise, just STFU and own it.