I'd like to teach the world to sing, or stun gun it. either way I guess

I'd like to teach the world to sing.  Ok that's a lie, I would like to teach Chrapstinka Haguliera to sing, ok that's a lie too, I would actually prefer that she is stun gunned and flown in a crate to Tazmania

What the needs now:

a redefining of several countries political policies and structure,
a solid Apocalypse plan,
a state dedicated soley to morons, for morons, and ran by morons
a State free of Morons, for non morons, and ran by non moronic people
a little more cowbell,
a lot more vodka
Male strippers and hooters girls as TSA agents thus making people happy to be groped and tip jars
Mandatory white chocolate cheesecake free to all citizens of the planet 1x a month
Shock collars on bratty kids, and remotes in the hands of people subjected to said bratty kids
Parents willing to realize not every kid is gifted
Parents willing to realize their particular child may be a Moron
Neighbors willing to shoot a person robbing your house
Cars that run on dryer lint
Rosie the Robot assigned to every house ( because I would love to have a Rosie from The Jestsons)
A digital thermostat for the planet so we can decided the climate.


is love sweet love, and vodka and cheesecake.
or any of these things

Jedi Squirrels 

XO


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