It confused me at first because I totally didn't get it but then when I found out which TV star I was like OH !
Then I fell down laughing my ass off because he was convinced it was Harrison Ford or the pre-abusive Mel Gibson. This is who everyone from another country that met us said my husband the first 5 years we were married looked exactly like-
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| slipper on, slipper off, OH big Movie Star ! Then we moved to Florida and he finally let me give him a makeover and then everyone said OMG you look just like |
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| It probably didn't help we had a menacing kid named D with blonde hair. |
Then he just kind of become the Droid. Because he burned out his emotion chip and has the social interaction skills of a piece of driftwood combined with the fashion sense of a 3 year old and the dance skills of a rubber band. Our last name is synonymous with science fiction and he is an ubber geek. Meaning, he is functional, intelligent, reliable, but basically void of any human emotions or interaction. So he is "The Droid" and has been for quite a few years.
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| I can not compute this human interaction you exhibit. Then yesterday he woke up "odd" and when your nickname is "Droid" and you wake up "odd" people get really freaking scared. I understand the magnetic poles are shifting and they are having to change our astrological signs and re number run ways and shit but come on, do NOT fuck with my man ok? He went from Droid to UBBER DICK HEAD PRIME TRANSFORMERY DECEPTICON THING Yeah I know right? DOUBLE DOUCE WTF? But we were in the car and I had my phone and snagged some pics of the situation.  I think the camera was like his transformer antenna thing or whatever but more importantly here was my reaction.  |
and lets face it, that shit right there, makes me pretty fucking hot. But I would still be married to a supper Ubber Dick Decepticon Transformer Former Droid Dennis The Menace Dad Mr Rogers Dude.
Then I remembered, by being the chick above I would also be the chick below.
XO
PEACH OUT
