The past 5 days of my life have been such an outrageous roller coaster I could sell tickets and mouse ears.
I am so tired y'all that it seems like I am living in a musical.
So if "SweeneyTodd" was being chased by the " Phantom of the Opera" in downtown "Chicago" and bumped into "Billy Elliot" who was holding some "CATS" with long "Hair" then cut a quick left and dodged into the "Moulin Rouge" so they could blend in by dancing to a "Fiddler on the Roof" and enjoying a reheated plate of "Spam"(a lot) it would be a " Wicked " situation.
But I am not in Broadway, because that's far too cool and cultured for me. (By cultured I mean the last time I went to Broadway a homeless women beat me with her cane for standing in the doorway that was apparently her home.)
To my friends who have spent the last 5 days, listening to the drama, been there, stood back, jumped in, been subjected to and put up with, this UTTER FREAKING insanity that consumed my life these past few days.
I can only say, in from the most sincere place in my heart. Thank you.