Poor Octomom ( Nadya whatsherfuckingface) has fallen on hard financial times. I would have never imagined this could happen to her because she is a
First off I knew thing's were going to be bad because people call her Octomom, when in fact I think they should have went with "SeptomomSqaured" because she doesn't have 8 kids as the Octo would imply, the
Even Michelle "clowncar vagina" Duggar has help. With Jimmy Joe, and Jacky Bob and James Dean Jesibahigherflynt Tom or whatever the hell "J" themed names they use they give an older child the newest offspring and they "team parent/sibbling" or whatever the hell they want to call it when you have so many kids the old lady in the shoe thinks your freaking WHACKED !
I am so excited to hear that OctoTurd is going on welfare. I mean I was really hoping to be cool like Brangalina and adopt some kids and now I can claim all 14 of these little fruits of the turkey baster. ( I wont bring up the entire Octoturds plastic surgery to look like 1/2 of Brangelina issue )
But writing this post I realized something. OMG y'all I have the solution !
The Duggars have got to have another boy that's near marrying age, it's like 11 or 12 for their religion right? Anyway if they hook him up with OctoTurd then he would totally have a head start with an instant 14 kids, so he would only have to sleep with her like 5 more times to equal his parents fertility bar.
Also super tax payer bonus. The Duggars to my knowledge don't do welfare. In fact they only buy things when they can pay for it in cash. ( that freaking amazes me) But I am afraid OctoTurd would have to lose that creepy, " I will be making a lamp shade out of you later" laugh and learn to be humble and wear long dresses. Plus she would get to be in a reality show. Oh yeah she probably would also have to have sex with a man to produce more children which I'm not sure she is aware can happen.
|Vote Team OctoTurd Duggar !!!|
BOOM BAM KAPOW ! There ya go, issue solved. Damn y'all I am brilliant.