Shit, sorry y'all, but my whatever the hell I have that distracts you mid sentence and OH MY BOB, my dog just farted and I swear it's a damn good thing she had her ass pointed AWAY from the fireplace, or she would have been propelled like a pack of bottle rockets out of the living room and through the breakfast Nook to the - Wait? Hold on what on earth kind of stupid word is Nook? Does anyone eat breakfast in a freaking Nook? Does that even sound appetizing? For example:
"The other day we were just hanging out in the NOOK and my man got down on one knee and pointed to the rose petals laying around the NOOK that he had placed them so they would spell out I WOULD DIE FOR YOU."
Ok so which song is better?
Prince Purple Rain I would die 4 u
or
Brain Adams with Everything I do.
Also this tree has a penis.
I am so glad I finished my education before they invented ADD, ADHD. We were just, "energetic", "talkative", or "not filling our potential".
By the way, who the hell decides someones potential? I have been to college, no where in the damn course catalog was crystal ball reading or "potential" readings. Do you think they ever said to a parent back then, " yeah little Suzy is trying so hard and working her ass off in here, but really Mrs Smith, she's dumb as a shack of carrots and reached her potential 5 years ago in 2nd grade. At this point Mrs Smith you should probably just go ahead and focus little Suzy on finding a foot ball star to marry, might I suggest some tube tops?" No I don't think those conversations ever went down so I call bullshit on all my teachers k- College.
Then I saw the picture above and went, "Shit. I now remember what this was supposed to be about!"
I saw 3 movies this weekend was going to review them, sorry maybe tomorrow, if I remember.
Oh yeah on a final note, the chick(?) in the picture above is totally wearing a tube top, but I bet no one tells her she aint reaching her potential. Just sayin
xoxo
PEACH OUT
