I'm selling parts of my husband on ebay

I have never listed anything on ebay.  But then the other day my " taking shit" meter got full.

Instead of breaking shit that I would have to replace in this economy I decided to just start selling parts of him he doesn't really use, because well really it's not like we need them right?


At first I listed it with a starting bid of $200 and a sell now of $1500, that way no ding a ling would actually buy it forcing me to paint some damn processing chip and use the postal service and all that shit.

Then I realized I was missing an opportunity.  DUH.

So I dropped the price, and donated a portion of the proceeds to the disaster in Japan.  So I actually hope this baby freaking moves.

I shit you not it has not been janked by ebay yet.

So since Ebay has not caught on I am selling my husbands none used body parts I am thinking of starting to sell more, you know in the name of charity.  Let's see where this goes.  Also don't forget I wear pj's to the post office and write shit like

" Zombie Apocalypse plan enclosed"

on everything I am forced to mail. I did find out if you write, "this totally does not contain human organs"  your package will not be delivered, apparently the post office is a bit more " stringent than ebay"  uptight mother truckers. 

HERE'S THE ACTUAL AD ON EBAY !

So go bid freely,  you never know what will extra little bonus of PeachPit glory will be included as memorabilia.   Also you will be literally forcing me to go to the Post Office in my PJ''s since I am holding tight to my 2011 PJ pledge.  

XO

PEACH OUT

uhm yeah- ho whatever..

bletch, my house looks like a bunch of elves busted up in here and puked red green and white everywhere.  I aint complaining I mean I can hardly tell unless I OPEN MY EYES.

This place was 1 dead animal carcus in the hallway from hoarder anyway so seriously whatever.  But last year this crap was up in June and I was all like ahem?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller...  Bueller...

So you can bet if I have to throw a match on this place it will be down one way or another  as soon as it's warm enough for me to open the front door and scream for it to be dragged into the garage again.

Everybody is all running around do awesome great things like TheBloggess-  did you see what is happening over there?  OMG it's like freaking all make you weap and stuff.

Then over at SubWOW Absence of Alternatives Place first I get in last night after what was the closest thing to a freaking crime spree I have been on in at least 7 months (  shout out to Traci and the NOLA near crimes)
exhuasted and all I knew I shouldn't have left the house today and find this on my FB wall.

it's this thing where you just click on that link it takes you to a fb page and POW

you send it to your friends and it United gives a mile to The American Cancer Society.

 Then you pop over to her site she (Absence of Alternatives Place) is all like making you grab Kleenex and feel like a super schmuck because really, Beads of Hope for  kids with cancer at Christmas time?


It's all over the blog world right now and thank goodness they are doing it.  Because I am sort of lazy and bad at that stuff.   But you can see real live stuff unfolding in magical ways.  It's kind of cool so I bow to them an their ability to lead others to do the right thing.

So since I don't have any charity or good  cause and I am all, OMG,  I have to make how many cupcakes?
I will just leave you with the links to their sites.

And of course-  This

Check out a couple of my favorite Blog Stars using Social Media for Good. Even though they pretend to be slightly insane, and don't have a clue how wonderful they are.

and

It's they are so proportionate that their hearts are as big as their heads.

( their links are above in the story bold, underlined, green)

If you have a blog or saw a blog or heard of a blog doing something so beyond amazing right now go ahead and put the link in your comment.    I approve that kind of stuff.

XO

PEACH OUT