My Genius is too big for Twitter

Last night on twitter.  I saw this tweet.

I said you do realize that could turn an Arby's guy into a Stalker !

and KA-POW!  My brain invented something and I shared it. 

Genius right?

Apparently my genius doesn't translate to twitter restrictions well enough.

So I told them I would draw them a picture of MY GENIUS INVENTION !
and here it is.

We all have these.

So even when we speed away, we can be all Stalked and stuff right?

So I was thinking, we need a way to be anonymous, especially when speeding away from the scene of an incident.
Originally I had this 3 sided prism in my head,  and then I thought well duh go for 4 and then you could use it anytime you needed to. It could do more than just hide your identity when speeding away.

Each side could have a different tag, and you would spin it on a remote inside !

How helpful would that be right?  Here are some examples

    being Tailgated?  flip to "BACKOFF".  

    passed a really hot guy/girl?  flip to " U R HOT"

    texting drivers?  flip to   " GET OFF THE PHONE"

   followed by a cop?  flip to " Taking kids to Church"

The possibilities are really endless here people, and totally customizable to your specific needs.  

Then I realized that much like Truth in advertising there should be these specific tags offered on cars in the following states.

Just a few that popped into my head during the conception, gestation and birth of this post.  I could do more, so each state could have 1 or 2, but I don't really want to put all my cards on the table before I start getting these government contracts.  

I have to go now. I need to sit by my phone and wait for the call.

xoxo

PEACH OUT

uhm yeah- ho whatever..

bletch, my house looks like a bunch of elves busted up in here and puked red green and white everywhere.  I aint complaining I mean I can hardly tell unless I OPEN MY EYES.

This place was 1 dead animal carcus in the hallway from hoarder anyway so seriously whatever.  But last year this crap was up in June and I was all like ahem?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller...  Bueller...

So you can bet if I have to throw a match on this place it will be down one way or another  as soon as it's warm enough for me to open the front door and scream for it to be dragged into the garage again.

Everybody is all running around do awesome great things like TheBloggess-  did you see what is happening over there?  OMG it's like freaking all make you weap and stuff.

Then over at SubWOW Absence of Alternatives Place first I get in last night after what was the closest thing to a freaking crime spree I have been on in at least 7 months (  shout out to Traci and the NOLA near crimes)
exhuasted and all I knew I shouldn't have left the house today and find this on my FB wall.

it's this thing where you just click on that link it takes you to a fb page and POW

you send it to your friends and it United gives a mile to The American Cancer Society.

 Then you pop over to her site she (Absence of Alternatives Place) is all like making you grab Kleenex and feel like a super schmuck because really, Beads of Hope for  kids with cancer at Christmas time?


It's all over the blog world right now and thank goodness they are doing it.  Because I am sort of lazy and bad at that stuff.   But you can see real live stuff unfolding in magical ways.  It's kind of cool so I bow to them an their ability to lead others to do the right thing.

So since I don't have any charity or good  cause and I am all, OMG,  I have to make how many cupcakes?
I will just leave you with the links to their sites.

And of course-  This

Check out a couple of my favorite Blog Stars using Social Media for Good. Even though they pretend to be slightly insane, and don't have a clue how wonderful they are.

and

It's they are so proportionate that their hearts are as big as their heads.

( their links are above in the story bold, underlined, green)

If you have a blog or saw a blog or heard of a blog doing something so beyond amazing right now go ahead and put the link in your comment.    I approve that kind of stuff.

XO

PEACH OUT