Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Dumped but with kindness

I have noticed over the past few months that I am quite the bitch maybe not as nice to people in public as I should be.  So until I can get my social butterfly wings back I  am not allowed to leave the house limit my public appearances.

This is an issue.  Due to where I live ( 5thousand and 2 miles from any civilization).  There is no food delivery, or grocery delivery or people. Hell we are lucky to have sunlight piped in and on random occasion phone service.

So I jump on the web yesterday and did some Christmas shopping.  In 3 stores/websites I had knocked out nearly all of my shopping  and for a lot less than I would have spent on the bail money had I gone out in public and had to jack somebody up.

I got clearance deals and free shipping and cyber week sales and woot I never even had to get dressed or comb my hair.  This is what I am talking about.   

All my confirmation emails came in I did it early enough to not worry about shipping times.  I was so proud of myself for doing that all that and bargain shopping to stay in budget was worth it.

Then as my Grandmother used to say, " pride cometh before the fall "

I woke up this morning ( far too early)  and in my email was what can only be construed as a Dear John letter to me.

This totally wreaks of a break up letter where they say, " oh it's not you " and that stirs up bad repressed feelings that make me even more stabby.

There's nothing in the letter saying that they are giving me my money back. I don't want a personal shopper I am quite capable of looking for cheap stuff on my own.  

I should also mention that this order was the one where I bought all of you a present, and now they aren't filling it so boo your Christmas is ruined too.  

I need chocolate.  NOW !



Unknown said...

AWW.NO.THEY.DID.NT! This has happened to me a few times as well. That being said, it beats spending the night in jail. .. errr ummm so Ive been told ;)

ThePeachy1 said...

o s a did ! yeah, jail sucked. I mean I heard jail sucked. But at least yall know why you aren't getting any christmas presents from me. it's all THEIR fault, not mine. right?

Lin said...

Dude...that totally sucks! Hopefully they'll refund you your money asap so you can go spend it somewhere that actually has the items they list. Bummer!

ThePeachy1 said...

Yeah I am hoping they will get on that, since the fundage is in short supply here... Dirty rats.

Marie Nicole said...

Forgive??? I just hate situations like these... The more I deal with the internet the less I like people too! But to me, you're not "people" so I could never not like you! ツ

ThePeachy1 said...

Yeah the entire "PLEASE FORGIVE ME" rings of I just screwed your best friend or uhm I wrecked your car into a burger king while I was drunk. I mean really what business sends a letter saying PLEASE FORGIVE US.

PS I love you too smexy.

Anonymous said...

That sucks almost as hard as the "Backorderd until Dec. 26th" notice.

ThePeachy1 said...

yeah it's a scam, you can bet if I had a loan for that long I would have to pay some interest so they better get my freaking money back asap or I will drag them to Judge Judy !

R.W. Wells said...

Maybe it's just me, or maybe it's just shopping, but I know nothing of which you speak...uh...except for the jail thingy. It does suck!