Mayans- budget cuts and calendars OH MY !

DAY 2 APOCALYPSE COVERAGE

THE FACTS I WILL REVEAL IN THIS SERIES WILL GET ME

COMMITTED,  PICKED UP BY HOMELAND SECURITY

IN THE HISTORY BOOKS 

AT LEAST UNTIL THE EARTH ENDS.

PART 3 OF THE MOST FUCKED UP  IMPORTANT SHIT YOU WILL EVER READ MAYBE!

As I revealed to you on Monday only me, (click here) Tom Hanks and Mel Gibson know the truth.  I am choosing to share it with you sans the stuffed beaver or best friend soccer ball head. 

I have spent   minutes,  hours, weeks, months,  years  researching the topic I am about to present you with and find that the following series will be the most fictitious conclusive argumentative  Scientific Study I have brought to you in at least a couple days, EVER.   The New York Times would  describes it as "Earth Shattering" and Wall Street Journal would say, " most enlightening series known to mankind."  if they were  tripping on LSD and buried in an under ground bunker with the only escape being writing what I say, they would probably have said that.

Just like a mommy logger giving away a $1.00 off coupon for huggies  first class national news programs.  I have the kind of dedicated dogs staff that will come through when it counts. This "BREAKING NEWS GRAPHIC"  should appear on your screen every 15 minutes as we flood you with utter speculation and misinformation  nothing but the facts. 

 A lot of credit is being given to the Mayan Calendar and Millions of Dollars are being spent to study it, why it ends when it does and what it means.  

 Some really smart Scientist Guys ( code for dudes who don't get laid EVER) have determined that it's based on their 2600 year cycle and December 21 2012 will be the birth of a new era and that birth is bloody and painful. ( clearly they have NEVER seen the Orgasmic births on YouTube.  I really do wish I could scrub that from my memory.)

My staff ( dogs)  did dug freaking holes all over my yard  an actual archeological dig and found stone tablets that clearly were the original version of Dilbert.  It also highlights the social and political climate of the culture at time.











That's the  mystery behind they Mayan Calendar. Now you know.

You are welcome.

XO

PEACH OUT

~WARNING~THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH! BREAKING NEWS !

THE FACTS I WILL REVEAL IN THIS SERIES WILL GET ME

COMMITTED,  PICKED UP BY HOMELAND SECURITY

IN THE HISTORY BOOKS 

AT LEAST UNTIL THE EARTH ENDS.

I have spent   minutes,  hours, weeks, months,  years  researching the topic I am about to present you with and find that the following series will be the most fictitious conclusive argumentative  Scientific Study I have brought to you in at least a couple days, EVER.   The New York Times would  describes it as "Earth Shattering" and Wall Street Journal would say, " most enlightening series known to mankind."  if they were  tripping on LSD and buried in an under ground bunker with the only escape being writing what I say, they would probably have said that.

Just like a mommy logger giving away a $1.00 off coupon for huggies  first class national news programs.  I have the kind of dedicated dogs staff that will come through when it counts. This "BREAKING NEWS GRAPHIC"  should appear on your screen every 15 minutes as we flood you with utter speculation and misinformation  nothing but the facts.

This scientific study is a multi part series and it will cover nothing of any real importance EVERYTHING.

It will contain so much bullshit imperative information that it will need to cross over to my other blog " Being Peachy".  Which means this week you will need to read both blogs so  you can, see what a total fucking idiot I really am,  be more informed and prepared. Not that it will even remotely help. 

The series is broken down into bite sized dollops of  rancid  kempchi  separate points and post so that it is easier to read without vomiting,  comprehend.

Here's what you have to look forward to in this 

FREAKING AWESOME

APOCALYPTIC SERIES

• I explain and clarify  The entire Mayan Calendar issue. (* today* over at BeingPeachy) 

• Global Pandemics  (  including but not limited to:  Bird Flu,Swine Flu, Bieber Fever,, Cryus Virus, Zombies)

• Alien Attack ( including but not limited to: Lady GaGa, Marilyn Manson Pluto, MIB, SETI, Sarah Palin)

• Major Earth Events ( including but not limited to:  Super Eruptions, Tommy Lee, Angry Birds, Magnetic Pole shifts, near earth objects)

• Global Warming ( including but not limited to: irony as we freeze right now, Carbon emissions of Martian Humvees)

• A.I. ( included but not limited to: Daleks, Wall-E, Johnny 5, I-Robot, Transformers, smart phones)

• Black Holes & Colliders  ( including but not limited to: OptoMom, Flux Capacitors, Scientist that don't get laid) 

Now you have a basic glimpse into what is coming at you.  Will you chose the red pill or blue pill?

 Remember ONLY you can prevent forest fires.  Shit that is the wrong tag line, where is my damn speech writer? 

XO

PEACH OUT

* now after you leave your comment head over to  www.beingpeachy.com  and catch the clarification of the entire Mayan Calendar issue.

Also this is an actual movie on Netflix that my husband and friend watched when I got drunk and passed out.