Showing posts with label crime scene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crime scene. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Dry Hump Day

Happy Dry Hump Day yall

I got 2 awards yesterday.  Both from guys?  Dig that.  
1 from Oil Field Trash at  http://make-daddy-a-sammich.blogspot.com
and the other from

As usual I suck and fail and have a high rate at losing these things I will slap them up in the trophey case over at http://www.beingpeachy.com  Thanks guys, YOU ROCK.


Here's your Dry Hump Day Chuckles.

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A man was sitting on the porch with his wife and he says "I love you."

She asks "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies,  "It's me.......talking to the beer."”

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Enjoy 

XO

PEACH OUT

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My Genius is too big for Twitter

Last night on twitter.  I saw this tweet.
I said you do realize that could turn an Arby's guy into a Stalker !
and KA-POW!  My brain invented something and I shared it. 
Genius right?
Apparently my genius doesn't translate to twitter restrictions well enough.

So I told them I would draw them a picture of MY GENIUS INVENTION !
and here it is.

We all have these.
So even when we speed away, we can be all Stalked and stuff right?

So I was thinking, we need a way to be anonymous, especially when speeding away from the scene of an incident.
Originally I had this 3 sided prism in my head,  and then I thought well duh go for 4 and then you could use it anytime you needed to. It could do more than just hide your identity when speeding away.


Each side could have a different tag, and you would spin it on a remote inside !

How helpful would that be right?  Here are some examples
    being Tailgated?  flip to "BACKOFF".  
    passed a really hot guy/girl?  flip to " U R HOT"
    texting drivers?  flip to   " GET OFF THE PHONE"
   followed by a cop?  flip to " Taking kids to Church"

The possibilities are really endless here people, and totally customizable to your specific needs.  

Then I realized that much like Truth in advertising there should be these specific tags offered on cars in the following states.





Just a few that popped into my head during the conception, gestation and birth of this post.  I could do more, so each state could have 1 or 2, but I don't really want to put all my cards on the table before I start getting these government contracts.  

I have to go now. I need to sit by my phone and wait for the call.


xoxo
PEACH OUT