Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My Genius is too big for Twitter

Last night on twitter.  I saw this tweet.
I said you do realize that could turn an Arby's guy into a Stalker !
and KA-POW!  My brain invented something and I shared it. 
Genius right?
Apparently my genius doesn't translate to twitter restrictions well enough.

So I told them I would draw them a picture of MY GENIUS INVENTION !
and here it is.

We all have these.
So even when we speed away, we can be all Stalked and stuff right?

So I was thinking, we need a way to be anonymous, especially when speeding away from the scene of an incident.
Originally I had this 3 sided prism in my head,  and then I thought well duh go for 4 and then you could use it anytime you needed to. It could do more than just hide your identity when speeding away.

Each side could have a different tag, and you would spin it on a remote inside !

How helpful would that be right?  Here are some examples
    being Tailgated?  flip to "BACKOFF".  
    passed a really hot guy/girl?  flip to " U R HOT"
    texting drivers?  flip to   " GET OFF THE PHONE"
   followed by a cop?  flip to " Taking kids to Church"

The possibilities are really endless here people, and totally customizable to your specific needs.  

Then I realized that much like Truth in advertising there should be these specific tags offered on cars in the following states.

Just a few that popped into my head during the conception, gestation and birth of this post.  I could do more, so each state could have 1 or 2, but I don't really want to put all my cards on the table before I start getting these government contracts.  

I have to go now. I need to sit by my phone and wait for the call.



The Absence of Alternatives said...

You m'lady are a genius! The idea is GOLD. And the license plates are CLASSIC!


LOL. And you managed to get me away from my latest Angry Birds addition so it's all magical power and stuff. Now I can get back to my work which pays for health insurances and stuff. My kids thank you. :-)

Miley said...


Sadly, I got the humor in your tweet about the license plates. Poor Mer. I guess she's not as odd as I thought.

Good call not giving out ALL your secrets. I mean, that would be tragic!

Oilfield Trash said...


Marie Nicole said...

Does this mean I have to move to Michigan? I don't wanna live in Michigan.... waaaanh!

ThePeachy1 said...

if this is ever stolen and actually invented. you guys can say, " wait I knew the crazy woman who actually invented this". then I expect you to take up public speaking at schools to explain my genius to future generations.
@nikki- moving to michigan is probably the stupidest move any job seeker could make in the last 10 years or next 5. there are literally NO jobs in that state. period. in fact the further you get from Michigan the more likely you are to find a job. I am thinking Australia. You already got a boat.

Anonymous said...

Ohio's could also be - O LOOK *ANOTHER* FUCKING CORN FIELD! but that might be too many letters.

leslie (crookedstamper) said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, yeah. I guess I can reveal I had a similar idea way back in the late 70s, only I was influenced by good ole James Bond 007 and his trickster car gadgets. I wanted a marquee across the back of my car like in Times Square where I could type things to display, like BACK OFF, or PUT DOWN YOUR NEWSPAPER AND DRIVE (yes, in MI people read the paper going S on I-75 towards Detroit - not kidding), or TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS - IT'S FREAKIN DARK OUTSIDE. You get the picture.

I suppose great minds such as ours will never be truly appreciated.

WV: storema
Will you read me a storema? Then I'll go to sleep. Promise.

ThePeachy1 said...

@Holly, yeah I tried, Got Buggies? or Amish Furniture but they wouldn't fit,

@Crooked Stamper- yep, I now think we should have our twitter names on our cars so you can tweet the dick on the road that has their lights off, or is falling asleep or driving 40 in the left lane.

Vinny C said...

Total win! Just don't forget us little guys when this idea makes you all rich & famous.

When Pigs Fly said...

Fabulous idea. I'd buy one. Must be able to customize.

squatlo said...

I think the idea of a changing text sign on the back of our cars is a great idea! I'd like to have some quotes on "speed dial" for the appropriate offenders:
"you've had a blinker on for ten miles, idiot..."

"pick a lane, asshole!"

"I don't want to hurt you, but it's still an option"

"someone put a Bush/Cheney sticker on your bumper, thought you'd want to know!"