Friday, July 22, 2011

Dedicated to Sam I Am

Upon a time, I was wild and carefree, living the life to see what was in it for me.
Then one day I became a mother,  to a beautiful girl,  that was the day I handed over my world.

She was just the first of 3,  but she was the one who helped define me.
Now she is grown, graduated and gone on her own.

My only daughter my beauty my Sam I am,
The best big sister on the planet the princess of the fam.

A parents wish for the child is that they have a better life
Admittedly no matter how hard I tried I never got it quite right.

She is the person I wish I could become,  the oldest the leader the number 1
Oh Sam I am,  how do I love thee let me count the ways

Even though you have moved on and out I think of you every day.

My actions were wrong, my words are not right,  and yes I understand that often we fight.
But know this my darling beautiful girl,

For you my precious love, I would truly move the world.


Thank you for making me me, and if anyone on this planet deserves the best of everything it is truly you.


Beyond words my darling and to the stars and back.

xo
Mom
aka
ThePeachy1

Monday, July 18, 2011

Up thy ass

As you know by know I have a bit of a " don't give a hoot" personality.  This bodes me well especially in the epic fucktastic worldwind that is my life.

I lazily roll over roadblocks while laughing and at them and shouting my mantra that "everything happens for a reason".

Then today.

Today a troll of a bitch from the bowels of satan calls my phone.  She has never met me.  She is in the medical field. She can not pronounce my DX and obviously has no clue what it is or how it works.  Yet she felt the need to pass her own little narrow minded behind a desk, Monday Morning judgment on me.  I took her verbal stabs and blows.

There was no need for what she did. None.  I was disappointed in my lack of usual fire back, and put in place ability.  Maybe the last seizure weakened me,  maybe the heart attacks have me down,  maybe I am just tired of being the "educator of the medical field"   but I let her think she had won.

I did something I never do.  I called my husband, and turned her in.  I told him with a quivering voice that I was done, and she was the cause and that I didn't want to fight anymore.  I wasn't expecting him to break character but just as I had today he did also, he picked up the baton, and proceeded to verbally beat the ever living shit out of this woman with it for 30 minutes.  That is not his style.  That is not him.  That is me. But I had dropped the ball.  He picked it up.

Thanks Droid.

You're a good man Charlie Brown

xo

PEACH OUT

Friday, July 15, 2011

Red -v- Blue


A story about a coyote in California: BLUE
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural. 
He calls animal control Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State  $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases  from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
the world.
 The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The
State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional
special training re: the nature of coyotes.
 PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.



Texas-  RED 
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a ..45 hollow point
cartridge.
 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.


Hrmmm....  that was easy.

have a great weekend y'all !

xo
PEACH OUT