Sunday, January 30, 2011

Mayan Calendar Budget Cuts

A lot of people are freaking smooth out because of the Mayan Calendar.  So I used my Government Experience to come up with a more feasible explanation of what happened.

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That's the  mystery behind they Mayan Calendar. Now you know.





SarcasmInAction said...

Maybe they outsourced the calendar making for cheaper labor to cut costs.
I wonder if we can't find the rest of the Mayan calendar somewhere in India or China.....

The Empress said...

Well that certainly sums things up nicely. I see that early retirement and severance mean basically the same thing today as they did back then ; )