Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Helpful Hints part 1

There are a few life lessons to take into consideration. I will attempt to cover a few areas for you.  You Are welcome..

Career Hint: If you are working through accounting technical problems with Coca-Cola Inc, and you need to call them about it in the morning, do not write 'DEAL WITH COKE PROBLEM" on your Outlook calendar. It comes across badly to co-workers.

Marriage Hint: When your wife informs you that her period has begun, saying "Kinda figured" won't add to marital harmony. 

Educational Hint: When writing a paper for history, make sure you know who it’s supposed to be about. That A+ 3 page paper on Ben Franklin will get you an F if you were supposed to write about Thomas Jefferson.

Parenting Hint: If your son trips into the bowling lane you are playing in, do not run out to rescue him as fast as you can. The lanes are waxed.

Legal Fun Hint:  Wear a red polo and kahkis to Target, when customers ( or other employees)  talk to you speak  back in pig latin or just move your lips without making noise.  I checked, it's not illegal.

If you have a helpful hint  please send it in this may just become a regular feature.



LarryLilly said...

When I was in middle school (8th grade), I was stopped in the hall from having a fight with a friend of mine by the schools history teacher. It was really nothing serious, just play fighting. But in lieu of detention, he sent us each home with the task of doing a 3 page typed paper on pugilism. Except what I heard was feudalism. I couldnt quite understand why he had us do that, we were taking americqn history, not world history. But anyway that is what I did, a 3 page peper of feudalism. The next day I gave it to him and he looked at it, said, I said p-u-g-i-l-i-s-m. I said, DOH. Then i asked, what is pugilism. LOL

Dam, next night I was at it again. Some lessons are learned the hard way.

Ella said...


Definitely the laugh I needed for the day.

I say bring it back!

Unknown said...

If you're going to moon someone, make sure they aren't an off duty cop. That's all I'm going to say about that.

Oilfield Trash said...

The target one is great.

Although I get asked for help in almost every store I go into. Even when I am wearing my "I Eat Babies" t-shirt.

ThePeachy1 said...

I seriously need an "I Eat Babies" T shirt after my trip out into the public domain today I realized I really don't like all children, or parents, or a lot of people. I should remain at home more..