Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Vote - or don't maybe.

Dude that title has nothing to do with the post, haha,  see there.  BAM I totally got you thinking I was going to write something political.  Face it,  every politician is a corrupt dirt bag and we are just voting for what we hope is the lessor of the evils.   But really go vote today because if you don't well then you can't bitch and moan and we all know how the internet was built for  people to sit around with 1/2 information and just bitch and moan.  Then your blog and facebook would turn into recipes and  music reviews because you really couldn't talk about shit since you didn't vote.

Exemption rule-  if you are completely uneducated about the candidates except for what you read on a a political website, saw fly across your twitter feed, or were only exposed to main stream media.  Do NOT go out and vote.  I would prefer anyone taking on that responsibility actually had a clue as to what they were doing. So stay home or spend the day at Star bucks figuring out what drink sounds the coolest to order but for the love of baby cheeses don't step into the polling booth.

Crap, this post turned into a voting post.  Shit it was supposed to be about my awesome friends and stuff I suck so hard electrolux called and wants to know my secrets.

Sorry. I did a political post completely by accident.  I swore off politics and religion long ago when I realized both were so corrupt yet amazingly pious. 

If it's any consultation I have been doing a lot of guest posting lately, this means my drivel is spreading across the web like that Ebola in Out break.  Which I guess makes me the monkey.  Wait what political party is the monkey. Shit.  Now I probably shouldn't vote.




Oilfield Trash said...

I SO agree with you. I will have some funny political blogs coming soon. Stay tuned.

Unknown said...

Sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you dont know.. according to my Granny. But she drank a lot, so Im not sure if she can be trusted.

Oilfield Trash said...

I would trust a drinking granny before I trusted a politician.

ThePeachy1 said...

Ahem- in my county the only opposed option on the ballet is the congressmen, after that it's like 7-13 judge spots all unopposed, I think everyone should write me in. I'd make an awesome judge.

Marie Nicole said...

Order in the court, Judge Peachy is now presiding.

yes,,, sounds good to me! But I'll let you be the judge of that!

Miley said...

I'm wearing an LSU shirt. The WIFE of a candidate actually tried to sway me to vote for her husband at the polling place by saying he went to a Louisiana college. WTF?!

Anyway, you already know my voting story so I won't share it again. Stupidheads.

ThePeachy1 said...

So wait.. are you calling us stupid heads? if so that's not nice Miley but you got more balls than a christmas tree. However I am sure you are calling the rest of the morons on the planet stupidheads, feel free to just keep a short list of who gets to come to the island when we find it and start our own country.

R.W. Wells said...

I love Drinkin' Granny! That's a Beastie Boys song, right?

Anonymous said...

Imo, if you're opposed to the corrupt political system as a whole, you actually have less right to complain if you accept the system by participating.