During a twitter conversation last night with
Crooked Stamper I said something about Zombie Caterpillar and Crack Whores will paint your house for like $3 and then she was like I like that word. I of course was distracted? What word? She came back with nope, "Flacid" and I was like oh yeah I said that huh? I found the tweet.
I mentioned how that word means something else to me, for some reason even though I know the meaning, that word makes me think of geography. She said I should study that and then I did what I always do and let my crocodile mouth over ride my tweety bird ass. I told
Crooked Stamper I would write a scientific post today about "Flacid" and dedicate it to her. ( she requested pie charts and stuff did I mention it was late at night and I was doped up on nyquil when I agreed to this?)
Anyway here's what I came up with that best describes the mental image when I see or say the word "FLACID".
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Very little tweaking of the official site, bring you into my mental realm. |
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I would have my carrot legs crossed too baby girl. |
Since there wont be any sex going on in Lake Flacid they have come up with tons of things to do.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqL0mFO7VH0nT1uw8BsU1UAGc1Cc-w10oqbwm_1aowr3VDruaMkBowQIph7rgHaJscwADMShwEh_yx8mW69n1-K7wqxwVZgHels2x_TALcSaa_L5TSCHohJQ_VTdzN2yFalDrEtoEh8Q8/s400/flacidfootball.jpg) |
You can catch the Flacid Bowl, it's kind of lame but there's beer. |
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Tons of places to eat Flacid Food |
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You can rent inner tubes and float across Lake Flacid |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLd52JqOFcYBuyPlWtw_TOVAY58o0vaO0jkMJPxSaudCT1NHhyphenhyphen_e5F-DyL8abPDzeqhx_KsV-mYweI0AeubCctoZc6vXBzdWK-Sj_yq6vGphz7M8MK9ge1vspD92B0Ny8qbymjr1nhjfo/s1600/flacidvalve.jpg) |
But if you want to float you will have to keep your mouth on the valve, repeated blowing will help .
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All of your hard work of blowing in that Lake Flacid tube valve will pay off and you will arrive across the Lake at the lovely-
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg22624phXQXDcvr-iHQrLmeZwWwFQOHTXKPlcYs3avGv5cLuO9s8i4J1LsaPN7o-6vL-rH3MgIuaYDa1Jy6PlRp5sF_D2PGnZAKmX1V99SadUIRoH4vWKu67bLBCDTXB_wUgLygHUJofg/s320/flacidwhiteface.jpg) |
White Face Resort |
That's a shortened version of what I mentally go through every time I see or hear the word Flaccid. ( finally spelled properly). But wait she wanted a pie chart, crap.
That's it, I have to go and soak my brain in a tub of bleach now, erase my computer history, change my name and enter the Flacid Witness protection program.
xo
PEACH OUT
8 comments:
I take it skiing at Lake Flaccid is all down hill???
Bwwaahhaaa!!
I used to have a manager that would use the word flacid in all of the wrong occasions (yes, there are plenty of occasions when it is perfectly acceptable, even down-right necessary!!). He would describe things to clients, lecture subordinates and try to convey thoughts throwing "flacid" in ... I have to say it... Willy-Nilly.... (giggle-giggle)
When he left we gave him a top 10 list of times when the word flacid should not be used. I hope it helped him in his next job. (he-he, she said "job").
Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more, you go and put a friggin PENIS PIE CHART ON YOUR BLOG!!
@Holly- you are the peen whisperer extrondiare and I wish you would have written this instead of me. Yes it's all downhill LOL>
@Beth-You are clearly a better person than me I would have given him a bottle of blue M&M's and said I hear this cures the FLACID fixation you have. Take 5 every hour.
Holy carrot balls!
Wow, just wow. You never cease to amaze me. lol
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! FTW! This totally ROCKS! *fistpump* THANK YOU! You are da BEST! (LOOOOOVE the pie chart!)
WV: jersilic
(I think it has something to do with NJ and licking, but I'm not positive.)
Two words: MORE Nyguil!
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